Neiman Marcus is synonymous to opulent holiday gifts as the luxury department store’s annual Christmas catalog has rolled out options like a $20 million submarine, a $35 million Boeing Business Jet, space travel, rare cars and more. This year, the high-flying fantasy gift list soars with a $1.5 million Cobalt Valkrie-X plane. However, one of the most humble holiday merchandise has also undergone a pricey NM-touch, as the store is selling frozen collard greens for $66 plus $15.50 in shipping.

And to justify the ridiculing price tag, it claims that the vegetable is “seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon” and “ships fully cooked and frozen.” The over-priced, over-rated, edible greens have already sold out by depleting the greens from the wallets of insane shoppers.  Made in the USA, the $66 Neiman Marcus Collard Greens order includes four 12-oz. trays and is enough to serve 8-10 wealthy diners. Festive meals go green with style!

Neiman Marcus Via NPR