Madonna is so last year.
Brit hottie Daisy Lowe and ‘take my breath away’ Lara Stone have bumped Madonna off her old lady perch with the brand announcing the two will be the new faces of Louis Vuitton. Spawn of rocker legend Gavin Rossdale, Lowe has made quite the name of herself having already landing DKNY and Marc Jacobs campaigns. Dutch beauty, Stone comes with a two-dollar gap between her front teeth, sizeable humps and bleached eyebrows has been on the cover of every magazine with her assets out for all to see. The outspoken Stone recently said she’d ‘never wanted to be a type of model on drugs the sort of gives head for a line of coke. So if coke and head isn’t involved Stone must have landed the LV campaign the old fashioned ‘it’s because I’m shit hot’ way. So cliché. Anyone who had even three per cent vision would know Stone is an A grade babe. But apparently she says can’t find herself a date. So her friends started a new club called ‘We Hate Men, But Can’t Be Gay Club’. So I guess apologies are in order for all the female lady lovers, but it seems this is one lass that can’t be turned. I wonder if she’s met Ruby Rose yet? – From Pedestrian.TV