Alex Carter
Alex has written for Vanity Fair, Barrons, Bloomberg and Condé…
Sacha Baron Cohen will be allowed to attend the Academy Awards on Sunday night after all. Under pressure, the Academy has caved — Sacha Baron Cohen can attend the Oscars ceremony “in character” as The Dictator. “General Aladeen” has tweeted:
“VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!”
Alex Carter
Alex has written for Vanity Fair, Barrons, Bloomberg and Condé Nast Traveler.